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The Not-So-Magical Magician is a original Barney song that first appeared on the soundtrack of The Land of Make Believe.

Lyrics[]

I'm a not-so-magical magician,
A not-so-wonderful wiz.
As sorcerers go, I'm just so-so.
I make oceans of potions but they've got no fizz.
I'm a not-so-magical magician.
My tricks tend to go off the track.
A rabbit in a hat? I tried to do that.
But the bunny bounced away and he never bounced back!
My prestidigitation lacks imagination.
I'm a conjurer whose conjuring is lame.
You see, spells for me are not my specialty.
And when I wave my wand, I've got bad aim!
He's a not-so-magical magician,
A not-so-wonderful wiz.
As sorcerers go, he's just so-so.
He makes oceans of potions but they've got no fizz.
I'm a not-so-magical magician.
I'm not even sure what this thing is!
I make noise and smoke, but it's all a joke,
So I guess I should get out of the magic biz.
Cause I'm a not-so-magical magician,
A not-so-wonderful....
Colorful but blunderful
Not-so-wonderful wiz!

Barney Song Used In...[]

  1. The Land of Make Believe (soundtrack)
  2. The Land of Make Believe (video)
  3. The Best of Barney (Scene Taken from: The Land of Make Believe (video))
  4. Cantemos con Barney
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