This is the Way the Ladies Ride is a traditional children's song that only appeared in Honk! Honk! A Goose on the Loose!
Lyrics:
This is the way the ladies ride.
Trippity-trip, trippity-trip.
This is the way the ladies ride.
Trippity-trippity-trip.
This is the way the gentlemen ride.
Gallop-a-trut, gallop-a-trut.
This is the way the gentlemen ride.
Gallop-a-gallop-a-trut.
This is the way the farmers ride.
Hobblty-horse, hobblty-horse.
This is the way the gentlemen ride.
Hobblty-hobblty-horse.